Hauser was clearly unfazed during Friday’s festivities, but a few Celtics fans who managed to snag a couple of brews from the Celtics bench stalwart might need to see a doctor in the near future. 

Speaking on an episode of “Gojo and Golic” with Mike Golic and Mike Golic Jr., Hauser offered up a few unsavory details from his mid-parade puke break. 

“That cooler was full of beer,” Hauser said of the receptacle for his emergency evacuation. “You can’t see my wife in the video, but she’s down on her hands and knees because I announced, ‘I’m getting ready to throw up.’ She’s trying to get the beer out. There was still some beer in there as I threw up. We ended up throwing those to the crowd so whoever got those, be careful.”

“I told her I loved her for doing that,” he added of his wife’s efforts to remove all of the beer from the cooler. “She said, ‘Yeah, you better.’”

Considering that a few Celtics fans happily downed the beers tossed from Hauser’s duck boat on Friday, Hauser’s comments are rather tough to stomach. 

Hauser’s antics were one of the many highlights from Friday’s championship parade, with Jaylen Brown also losing a ring during the festivities.